The Best Phone Call In A Long Time

Occasionally at work I get the world's most awesome phone calls. Here is one of them, exactly as it was received:

Me: Geek Squad, this is Brandon.

Customer: I need service on my TV, we had a new line run after the storm and now our VHS tuner is out.

Me: Okay, what size is the TV?

Customer: It's an RCA.

Me:...Okay, how large is it?

Customer: It's a standard size.

Me:...Is it 25 inches or larger? Because if it is we can send someone out, otherwise you'll need to bring it in.

Customer: I don't know.

Me:...Could you measure it real quick?

Customer: You're going to have to speak to my husband about this.