Knock Knock Jokes With Jane

Today's knock knock jokes are brought to you by the lamest Kid's Meal prize ever - the knock knock door. It's too retarded to describe, suffice it to say that it comes with knock knock jokes. Jane got it yesterday at Arbys and wanted me to tell her the jokes. Reproduced here are the actual responses.

Joke #1 -

Me: Knock knock.

Jane: Who's there?

Me: Who.

Jane: Who's there?

Me: Who.

Jane: Who's there?

Me: Who!

Jane: Who's there?

Me: No baby, now you say who who.

Jane: Who who.

Me: Is there an owl in here?

Jane: That's not a very funny joke.

Joke #2 -

Me: Knock knock.

Jane: Who's there?

Me: Ketchup.

Jane: Ketchup who?

Me: Ketchup to me, you're too slow.

Jane: (giggling wildly) That's funny.

Joke #3 -

Me: Knock knock.

Jane: Who's there?

Me: Cargo.

Jane: Cargo who?

Me: Cargo beep beep.

Jane: Yeah it does. (no laughter)

Joke #4 -

Me: Knock knock.

Jane: Who's there?

Me: Lettuce.

Jane: Lettuce who?

Me: Lettuce in and you will find out.

Jane: What?